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Hi The Survival Gardening Channel with David The Good Team , Hope you ’re having a pleasant daytime . I ’m touch out because our client _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ would like to patronise a picture on your channel .
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No , too much work and I really do n’t see the crossover ingathering here .
“ Hi , I ’m ( hic ) David The Good . If you ’re like me and care to splosh around your gardens wif a boozing in your hands , well , sirree , c’m on and purchase a cocktails subbie for these decent people ( hic ) , okay ? ”
Here ’s another one , from a VPN society :
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So you mean we can read the Russian tidings again without getting hinder ?
And download all Geoff Lawton ’s videos on bittorrent without getting caught ?
But no … no … I must avoid that arena of enticement .
I want to deal books , not sales pitch for cyberspace certificate ship’s company .
Here ’s another offer :
Hi , David!I’m reaching out to you because we catch your squeamish videos on YouTube . Our gardening gloves are very well-off and they ’ve been great . We are Best Seller from Amazon even over 10,000 5 star reviews on US web site . We will send you our horticulture gloves first . We just go for our glove can work you more influence and convenience about your works and sprightliness . I think both of us will get ahead on this cooperation .
Though I was entice to gain more influence and convenience , I said no . I do n’t usually wear out gloves in the garden , because I like to bolster my immune arrangement and bide grounded by touch Mother Earth with my bare hands .
I also quit believe in Germ Theory because I found it inconvenient and have now chosen to consider that all diseases are induce by phthalates , Cheetos and microwave oven .
Here ’s another one for internet security :
Hi David ! Thank you for putting out so much great gardening content . I thought I would reach out , if you do n’t mind , and say you about my business . I want to see if we can maybe work together . My clientele is to teach people to be private and secure online . I know that this is not what you typically talk about to your hearing , but it is an of import subject for everyone , especially today . It ’s a red-hot - button issue . citizenry really want to know this information . I ’ve forge with _ _ _ _ _ _ , _ _ _ _ _ _ and many others . I ’ve paid _ _ _ _ _ _ $ 79,000 in military commission for promoting my educational webinar to _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ three clip . I think your hearing is bigger than _ _ _ _ _ , and I know they would do it it too . Can I post you more information ?
No , not interested . But that is a lot of money . I could buy tons of glove with that sort of John Cash . And maybe invent some constituent Cheetos .
Oh … wait …
Would you benefit from being a recommended professional resourcefulness for the local LGBTQ community?Have you seen my family ? And my place ? Do you realize how terminally unbowed I am?Here ’s yet another go from China : Hello , Hope this e-mail finds you well ! I am _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ , Influencer Marketing Manager from our node _ _ _ _ _ _ , a marketplace leading company dedicated to Security Cameras . We would wish to cooperate on a 4 G Security Camera Product - Launching Promotion with you . Here are some key feature film of _ _ _ _ _ 4 G Security Camera : designing for Farms Usings , Campers , Trailers , Construction sites , warehouse , ranch and etc . No WiFi Disconnection Hassles ! carrier - carefree : liken to the market only got two , _ _ _ _ _ _ can apply to three carriers , prepay 4 G LTE cellular SIM poster with 100 M data is include in the software system . Full Coverage of Your dwelling : Adjustable camera , 355 degree without dead slant Access to Cloud Storage : fiscal level SSL communications protocol , with 32 GB local storage . preciseness 2 special K color : HD resolution night and daylight without a glare and playback anytime . If you are interested , please have me know your charge per unit for promotion . We can also allow for a free sampling for you to try . And get me cognise your merchant vessels address , please . No thanks . I show online that 4 guanine causes Covid . Or was that 5 G ? Whatever , I remember it was a “ G ” thang . But also , I ca n’t think of any farm exploitation where I would require a camera . I also do n’t want this next thing : Hello there , This is Selen from the _ _ _ _ _ _ squad get hold of out for a collaboration . _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ is a drawing card in the industry for the long length hosiery in the garden hose reel and pressure automatic washer industry . Our hose reel maintains the top 1 Google searches . I have been following your YouTube channel . Your videos about gardening caught my center . Would you be interested in reviewing our 155 ft Retractable Hose Reel ?
No thanks , Selen . I like to leave my hosiery in big tangled piles at the bound of the garden . unscramble them is how I practice my own unequalled form of Christian Zen Discipline , which sometimes ends in extreme profanity and/or murdering people , which gratefully for my Adsense account is off camera . Speaking of murdering people , here ’s another pothead : It has been a while since I followed your web log . I really loved some of your articles . Without emaciate your time , permit ’s get back to the issue . So what ’s my pass ? I indicate adding your one article here _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ As per your spec , And you add our article ( on the most beautiful cannabis strains ) here : https://www.thesurvivalgardener.com/five-plants-that-look-like-marijuana/ with the text “ most beautiful weed strains ” In the first paragraph . Ask not for whom the gallows is raise …
But no .
Finally , I have been offer bag of dried mealworms multiple prison term . Dried mealworm . superintendent exciting .
No , Klaus , I ’m not falling for it .
Sometimes I marvel why I did n’t start a distribution channel where I ’d actually get offered good stuff . mayhap a luxuriousness elevator car channel . Or a [ [ redacted ] ] channel .
No . I get offered mealworms .
